Haven't updated this in forever~
Well, I kinda switched to going on sheezy~ I still use this one but..mh. I use sheezy more. Btw, over there i'm Neji Glomper
Hahahaha. I stoled theese :B
How retarded are you?
[*] i have walked into a glass/screen door.
[*] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[*] i have choked on my own spit.
[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.
[*] i have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[*] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[*] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird. {I do that so often e_e;
[*] ive caught myself drooling.
[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[*] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.
[*] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[*] i just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[*] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (It's kinda embarresing...'specially when you dont know where it went XD)
[*] ive used my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.
[*] i ate a bug for $5 or less.(My friend told me ants tasted good )
[*] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (I should be loading our dishwasher
)
[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk. (*Is againt alchohol abuse* >3>
[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk
[*] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] i accidently break a lot of things. [I'm idiotic. Not clumsy x3]
[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[*] i move my head to the side when im confused.
[*] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about. (It's a serious problem for me...I end up rambling on and on....)
[*] ive fallen out of my chair before.
[*] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (I used to have friends in my wall XD)
TOTAL: 19
Multiply the total by three: I am 57% retarded
Haha. <3<3
AND OMG. 83~ The "Inkheart" (it's a book) movie is coming out next year ihnkrekgejshmrekjgnrjk (or so i've heard) I'm looking forward to seeing Farid's actor xD And the 3rd book in the series is coming out in 2008~ The rough draft is done so WHEE. <3 I'm really exited. :3 I'm re-reading the first two. I've almost finished the first one
Yus~ >:3
MOVING! <3
) so if your not watched I don't hate you D: In fact I probably love you because you were some of my first watchers...LoL
Lawl <3
Maybe a Shino shirt or something 
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